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Weathering the Storm

  Port Bernese, 13:15. The southern border of Charlottesburg gave way to this bustling port town. With a land full of beasts and men, the sea continued to have strange, edible creatures that ranged from the common food to rare delicacies. The strongest seafarers walked these streets, and they made sure to let everyone know how tough they were, sea OR land. Whether it be tests of strength, intimidation, or the number of partners they've had since docking, Port Bernese was quickly deemed as a 'Hooligan's Paradise'. Such a title was embraced, and all knew that the sea-farers were the toughest around. However, even the greatest sailor pauses when they sense a change in weather. When a dark shadow is cast, the men became uneasy. When the water rises, so did the sailor's adrenaline. When the tides rose and threatened the ships, the sailors prepared for the worst. When they heard the booming sound of thunder, they knew it was inevitable - the Storm was here. " I want ...

Seeing Red ft. Madame Noir

  Where there is light, so to is darkness.  This was true, even in the bright and sunny town of Charlottesburg.  Deep in the north east, far from the bright beach town, was the Charles Forest.  Covered in tall trees that block out the Sun, the Forest was said to be ‘Eternal Night’ by many of the locals.  For that reason, the forest had been left alone, save for the particularly brave.  Many dive in, and many don’t get far before returning...or disappearing. As such, many would not be aware that deep within this forest stood a Mansion, which weathered the test of time.  Windows broken, and parts of it reclaimed by nature, one would rightly believe it was an abandoned home...but if one were to sate their curiosity, they would find that seeing isn’t always believing. Inside the mansion was like walking into another world. It was tended to perfectly, without traces of dirt or grime anywhere.  Candles burning a bright, unnaturally blue fire illuminat...

Making Waves ft. Zeke Mavericks

Juniper DeGracie is a savant on the pavement.  When she's on the streets, Juniper hops on her board and tears it up with grace and awesomeness. Sadly, the retired professional knew that her age couldn't be ignored forever. All it would take is one bad spill for one of her hips to be gone for good.  Thankfully for her, she already has a solution in mind. "OHHHH SHIIIIIT!!" The excited cries of the Gran-Bun echoed on the roar of the waves. Juniper knew all about street skating, but the ruthless ocean was an entirely new beast.  The adrenaline of keeping balance on the volatile surface was far too much for Juniper, and it didn't take long for her to topple off her surfboard and get washed up on shore.  The bunny raises her head, and spits out some sand she just ate.  A chuckle brought her attention toward her surfing instructor, a Tiger named Zeke. "Not bad," exclaimed the tall, handsome tiger. "Not everyone starts out with that much balance!" Th...

Low Rating

        I couldn't believe this.  Seated in the cool conditioned movie theater, I caught a late showing of a bitchin' movie, and I was gonna watch it without a single distraction! It was going to be a perfect showing…is what I would say, If I didn't place my chips on the worst bet Zzzzz…. Lying slumped in her chair was Rameisha, affectionately referred to as Squigga by her peers and haters. To make a long story short? I didn't want to look like a weirdo going to the movies alone, so I used some spending money to acquire her… 'escort services'.  Usually, you get higher quality with the price,...

Resistance Training

"Now, let's stay relaxed," Deacon said calmly to the senior squirrel floating on her back. "Be calm, and let the water hold you." He hoped to be as soothing as possible to the old woman - she was clearly uncomfortable with the idea of simply floating.  Deacon, as a wandering priest, knew early on that busking out on the streets does not pay any bills.  Thankfully, he found a perfect opportunity to rectify this by joining up at  Snake Edge gym, a beach-side center for working  out and other health related activities.  The fact that she was trying it despite her bad knee warmed Deacon's heart, which had him offer a free course for a couple of days.      The old Squirrel squeaked as soon as she felt water tickle the corner of her eye. She thrashed in a panic, falling down and splashing Deacon in the process. Thankfully, the attentive snake man had her hand in his the entire time.  With a firm lift, Deacon lifted the wet squirrel back on her feet...

Night Shaft

  A new story with a new character - Hermione 'Hedgie' the Hedgehog! Come see how she deals with the graveyard shift in Charlottesburg's 5th best burger spot, Burger Suplex! This story contains: Ass-eating, Anal sex, dry anal, large ass, and angry hedgehogs. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the dead of night around 2:05 AM, A Charlottesburg resident curses the moon from behind the greasy counter of The Burger Suplex. The person filled with Ire is a Hedgehog woman; a creature who is as prickly as she is short. Adorned in her uniform, this Hedgehog wore a specially tailored top to allow her quills freedom, as well as black shorts to deal with Charlottesburg's heat. She stared at the empty tables and the old janitor Dog walk outside to smoke his lungs away. "FUUUUCK!" groaned the needlemouse, which alerted the field mouse frycook to look over her way. "Yo, you good Hedgie???"Hermione Rosebush, or 'Hedgie',...