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    I couldn't believe this.  Seated in the cool conditioned movie theater, I caught a late showing of a bitchin' movie, and I was gonna watch it without a single distraction! It was going to be a perfect showing…is what I would say, If I didn't place my chips on the worst bet

Zzzzz….

Lying slumped in her chair was Rameisha, affectionately referred to as Squigga by her peers and haters. To make a long story short? I didn't want to look like a weirdo going to the movies alone, so I used some spending money to acquire her… 'escort services'.  Usually, you get higher quality with the price, but I guess Rameisha doesn't play by the rules.

ZZZZZzzz…

God, she's so damn loud! I know I'm getting some ass later, but I'd at least want to enjoy the movie a LITTLE! What was I thinking? This squirrel REEKED of ganja breath, and she showed up looking like she hopped from the street into the theater. Seriously: a tank top with her name on it, sweatpants that barely fit over her fat ass, A thong sinking into her butt and all the Midriff in between? Fucking slut. In hindsight, it would have been less embarrassing if I was on my own.

ZZZZZZ-

Slap!!

Shit. All that snoring got me so annoyed that I ended up slapping her! Crap, I can forget about that ass now… Wait. Wait hold on. She’s still asleep! All she did was turn her head and open her mouth a little, but she sure as hell didn’t wake up.  What the fuck was in her weed to keep her out like that? I slapped her again, on the other cheek, and back again. Her head snapped about, but Squigga really was in dreamland.

Well shit. Here I am NOT enjoying a movie thanks to a snoring bitch that I paid money for.  She gets to rest while I get nothing…Well, fuck that. Squigga’s mine for the night, so if she’s not gunna give me service, then I'll just have to get my money’s worth somehow. There's no one else here, so may as well shoot the shot.

Ptoo!!

Her mouth was wide open, and I tested my luck by spitting down that maw. She barely even winced when she swallowed my spit. Guess she's used to doing that.  I was hoping for some ass, but I think shutting her up would be a better decision right now.  Using the seats beside her as a foot-stool, I made that snoring bitch's head lean back and began to unzip my pants. Hope she likes breakfast in bed.

Zzzzz-glough.

I knew this slut was known for her fat ass, but it looks like she's good for other things too! The softness of that dick-sucking-lip of hers was the best invitation to a throat anyone could ask for!  Speaking of which, that throat DEFINITELY was used to a good swallow; The farther my shaft pushed in, the more that sloppy wet throat held onto my dick.  With a squeeze like that, how could I not rut this whore's face?!

Glkh gluk gluk Gluock GLOK GLOK…

Calling Squigga a 'heavy sleeper' is an understatement.  I'm gripping the back of her head, pulling her into my hips, and fucking her face like it was her fat ass…and it STILL didn't wake the bitch up! I almost felt bad for her, but then I remembered that she’s got my money - she was gonna have this happen at some point, right?

GLOKKAGLOKAAGLUKKA!!

God, what a hole! Her throat was so good that I'm practically bashing her face with my hips! My dick's coated in so much slobber that I can hear my own Balls slapping on her neck! Her throat’s like a fucking vice; it just didn’t stop rolling and squeezing on me no matter how hard I fucked. Damn, this squirrel was better as a cocksleeve than as an actual whore! I'm at the event horizon now - My balls are packed and I'm ready to blow! Drink up, Squiggs!

GLUAAARKGH!!

My legs were shaking like leaves when I bust that nut. I was saving up too, so I knew this dumbass ho' was getting all that good shit.  I must have been feeling evil too, because I wasn't satisfied by nutting down her mouth. I pulled out of her slack jaw, and jerked the rest of my cum out to paint her face and green hair. The sad part is that I only improved her look; her sleepy ass face was marked with running eyeliner and the green lipstick that was smeared all over her lips and nose. Adding in my nut just completed the 'ruined whore' image.

The movie was hitting the climax, but by then I couldn't care less about this flick. All I could focus on was the wad of money I spent on just to have a shitty escort ruin the movie for me. I could say that I ruined her, at least…until I felt my balls tighten. I needed to piss after letting out all my jizz.  I was about to do what normal people would do and hit up the bathroom, but once I heard Squigga snort out a snore I was in shock.  This girl was in a weed-induced coma and snoring her fat ass off yet again. That was the final straw.

Zzzz-garghlglg..

I had never thought of doing this before Squigga, but I guess something about her just convinced me that her open, loud-mouthed ass head needed a steamy stream of piss.  I guess the orange soda flavored slurpee must taste good, because once again Squigga didn't even flinch when I used her mouth as a urinal.  I couldn't hide the grin on my face when I heard her unconsciously gargle that pool of yellow gold.  Her neck slowly flushed it down her throat, but by that time, I was already giving her face a second coating with pee… The janitors were gonna hate me for this one.

Zipping up, I knew it was time for me to go. It was the conclusion, so no one would really question me for leaving early. A wash of the hands and a grand stride later, I was relieved in many senses of the word. Can't imagine what Squigga'd feel waking up, but at this point who cares? She clearly didn't give a fuck about her fucking job so I don't give a fuck about her face.

20 minutes later …

The sound of coughing woke the squirrel up…she was shocked to realize that it was her after wheezing out a few breaths. "A-Ayo what da FUCK?! Why it smell like straight DOOKIE in here?! Augh. Fuck'n hate this nasty ass theater!" Unperturbed by the fact that she woke up alone, she got up to walk on out in a huff.  Her tail twitched as she let out a burp.